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Showing posts with label The penis on the wrong end. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The penis on the wrong end. Show all posts

Monday, November 24, 2008

So I'm Behinder the Game of Blog

Its been a long weekend obviously......after the anticipated one on one dinner with my son at his fancy clubhouse, thirty children in an opposing room watching movies at a mere cost of a million per child and whose child do you think keeps running out into the dining area? Yup his! Out of thirty, wouldn't cha know my kin shows their butts. All in good humor of course. Then onto the bar where all of his thirty something successful friend couples, except the ones deer hunting, oh gasp!, are drinking and relaxing. They welcomed the old girl with open arms and gentle Happy Birthday's. Even a bottle of sparkling came across the generational divide..... And one dear soul of a lady in a doggie hat with one black ear and one white ear offered to find me a "hot man." Now this I wanna see, touch, carry on with and hope she wasn't too "with wine/beer/nonsense, to remember. Will definitely keep you posted on that one. Some discussed the economy and how advertising was down at his place of business, another the market.....but for the most part it was dirty talk. Well really... The dog lady asked me if I wanted to see her husband's penis. I had to think about that believe it or not... He kept ignoring her, probably because he has one of those proverbial flat tops that only coaches and men who hate change have. Yup a flat top at age thirty something. No not a jagged one, a real live flat top like those coaches on TV have, OR old men and I mean old. Back to his penis.....finally he bent his head down and there it was on the wrong end! No lie! He is balding on top his head in the shape of a penis and nards. Hilarious and I didn't get a picture. Better get in touch with him and ask for a picture of his penis. Alright time to get off that. All puns intended. It was when the dog lady informed my son she was going to get "his Mother" a hot man that he started flailing his arms around his head as to herd away those awful words that brought awful imaginations to mind...not! After that hullabaloo the wonderful young chef, Edwardo, came out to the bar to greet all the compliments regarding his talents. And there are many because he is quite the fellow with quite the job indeed. A fancy million dollar close knit neighborhood filled with wonderful, kind, humorous, people and children to prepare meals for in a peaceful beautiful golfing neighborhood setting on the countryside of farmlands in Wisconsin. Suddenly out of nowhere, well, the movie room, comes a pack of children.... two belonging to our table..one with a headache from being bopped in the eye and a need for sleep and crying. Well it was great while it lasted....now onto my lovely lemon to drive home at a reasonable deer hunting speed so as not to have one of those precious animals sitting on my face through the windshield! In Wisconsin that is a major concern this time of year and not one I wanted to top the evening off with. Dog lady was enough for one night. By the way my daughter in law was off doing her bowling league.... We missed her precense but it was very nice to have dinner with my son one on one...