I Call Bullshit! My Brain Needs Some Tender Loving Care!

A weak Muscle is like a limp dick.  Maybe I should have typed, "A weak muscle is like a LIMP DICK!"  Not sure even the emphasis / drama would help.  A limp dick is a limp dick.  Have you ever tried to get a limp dick up and running?   It just lays there limping like a paralyzed leg.  It sways from one side to another. It never stands up. It is just that....an "IT!"  That is not what "IT" was created to do. Be limp that is.  Maybe God or Mrs. God finally said.... "I Call Bullshit!"  Enough is enough.  You limp dick did your duty and now your done.  Obviously. Evidently. Ostensibly, and undoubtedly!

 Well my slow to get to point is:  Sometimes our minds are like a Limp Dick! The brain waves sway from one side to another.  The brain waves fight standing up for the  person they belong to.  You become an "IT." No mind of your own. No fight left. You just lay down and die like a Limp Dick. Like you "gave life" (is that a pun) and it didn't work out so well go lets go lay down and die.

Sometimes a little blue pill will help it get up for a minute or two or four hours over the top. No moderation. Sometimes a  little white pill can help the brain do a bit better for a bit of a while.  Chemically driven of course. So what the heck is my point?

It is:  Do not allow anyone to speak to you or treat your mind, body, or spirit, badly for very long. If you do your mind will become a limp dick. Your life will become a limp dick. Your spirit will sink into limpdickism. Your tears will fall unheard as your friends will see  you as their limp dick friend. No help will help.  No pill for stupid.  A limp dick is a waste of time and might I add energy. Depending on how it is attached to the brain of course.  A simple analogy.

I looked up Limp Dick:  Got this:

1. Make him do more Cardio exercises. He needs only 30 minutes a day. THIS IS WHAT WE SHOULD DO FOR OUR BRAINS ALSO.  I TOLD YOU THEY ARE SAME SAME.

2. Cook for him.  OH SWEET JESUS. COOK FOR HIM AFTER YOU WORK ALL DAY 

3. Have more FOREPLAY with him.  OH DEAR SWEET MOTHER MARY OF GOD WHO GOT INSEMINATED SPIRITUALLY.  LETS TRY SOME ORAL BRAIN FOREPLAY LIKE KINDNESS AND GIVING!!!!!!!  CARING!!.  THAT MAKES MY BRAIN STAND UP AT ATTENTION.

4. Purchase him a vacuum penis pump. OKAY WE AREN'T GOING THERE.. I LISTEN TO POSITIVE TAPES. 

5. Try using a Cock ring. SAME AS WRAPPING YOURSELF AROUND MY BRAIN WITH LOVE. SIMPLE. SO SIMPLE. BE NICE. WHO MESSED WITH YOUR CONFIDENCE OR WHO DIDN'T EVER TEACH YOU TO BE NICE. LOOK IT UP. GOOGLE IT. 

I GOT SOME OF THIS FROM: Until next time… it’s Dr. Drai.)  BUT I DO NOT NEED  A DOCTOR DRAI TO TELL ME WHAT MY SWEET PRECIOUS BRAIN NEEDS. IT NEEDS LOVE. KINDNESS. HUMOR....PURE AND SIMPLE ON A DAILY OR AT THE LEAST EVERY OTHER DAY BASIS.  

THAT IS WHY I AM CALLING BULLSHIT.  SIMPLY MEANT SOME CHANGES ARE IN ORDER! IF WE DON'T MAKE THEM NO ONE WILL.  IT'S OUR SPIRIT, SOUL, AND BODY WE ARE IN CHARGE OF.  AND DANGED IF I WILL EVER BE RELATED TO A LIMP DICK.