It was at that exact moment he rose from his stool and exited the room leaving me with the dead and dying. I gagged a few times as I "folded" the snotty mixture into the bowl of good sugar and eggs. I could hear him in the background laughing or maybe he was crying as he realized we are too new a relationship for him to say no to the dead bread.
I hit the timer and went about some better business such as changing bedding and eating red ARTIFICIALLY sweetened strawberry twizzlers. Cant believe I eat those dang things considering they use beetles to color them. I am not lying. Its called Carmine (// or //), also called cochineal, cochineal extract, crimson lake or carmine lake, natural red 4, C.I. 75470, or E120. See I told you! Gag away...
So the results are good. Well, half good. One is great the other might be a little snotty in the middle. I wont give up. But I will buy the organic flavoring no matter the cost next time.
Until then, be safe, be well, and get rich. You can buy organic banana bread at $12 a loaf.