Sunday, November 25, 2012
I SOLD SANTA!.........by Diane Ogden
A N Y W A Y as Ellen says..... I sold Santa and he is gone. But on his way being carried out, the daughter, Sarah, grabbed him by the balls so hard (trying to lift the old boy) by accident and his head blew off. No worries, a lil duct tape and he's good to go. Yes I lived in Oklahoma long enough to learn all about duct tape. That stuff had to be sent by God above cause it is a cure all! It may not turn water into wine but it does everything else. Even cures wort's. But back to Santa. He has a found his way to a beautiful home in Princeton, Wisconsin. He gets to watch the birds, and all sort of outdoorsy stuff. Lucky STIFF! So until I sell God, or the President, or one our Senators, be well, be happy, be safe, and get rich so you can buy Santa if you find him for sale on Face Book! Amen in case Santa is biblical.