Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Who is Bob?........by Diane Ogden

Who is this Bob?  Chairman Bob no less!  Narcissistic Bob?  Seriously...  He has had his picture printed on millions of grocery bags and God only knows how many States Roundy's Stores serve the public in.  He looks like a wannabe Frank Sinatra night club singer doesn't he?  Maybe he needs a curl hanging down or bangs.   All I know is I bring Bob home with me every week from the store.  He offers me nothing.  No reminder of anything. No advertising of any food or drink or product of any kind or even circus tickets.  Nope just Bob on the bag!  Bob hangs out between the refrig and the wall until I need his bag and then I throw recycles at him. In another Bob bag I throw garbage at him.  Sometimes he goes to Goodwill full of goodies.  Bob, Bob....what do you want?  So the bag says you say you APPROVED.  Of what Bob?  Yourself?   I think so.......   I did notice is says in very small print that Bob approves of Roundy's products. Very small print.  CHAIRMAN BOB is in large print in red!  We know who Bob approves of don't we? Also the arrows at the top of the bag  say, "Hold with both handles."  That's so you don't drop BOB and mess him up. (I'd like to mess up that hair. Reminds me of Blogdonavich and look where he ended up)
Who cares, I say the best to Bob.  And tomorrow I promise Lifepath 4 and until then, Be Well, Be Safe, Be Happy, and get rich like BOB!  
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