Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Kissing My Mops! by Diane Ogden
Me, I noticed how those football players were kissing that football trophy. It was a football made out of something?? Glass, Silver, not sure. I suddenly realized I should get an award too. What would it be? A mop? I have a green cleaning business so it should be a mop huh? Should I kiss it? Eeww. But it is what feeds me and my dog and cat...so if I won an award of a mop for being the best mopper and it was made out of silver or glass, heck yes I would kiss it! It's not like kiss my mop! It's like "Kiss my Silver best Mop that says I did GOOD!" I would kiss it youbetchyourbippy... I have no idea what a bippy is, do you?
Go fetch the eggs from the coop? Just a joke saying only hicks don't know what a bippy is...... I admit it. Okay I think its your ars.... read between the mispelling. You win!