Sunday, August 28, 2011
I Just Met Jane from India! by Diane Ogden
Whoa Joe, I smell a rat from India named Jane." I said, "I am thinking you want $. And the first question I asked you was, will this cost me, and you said no!" So bye bye Janie. Then I said, "I will never buy AVAST anti virus again." That is when he handed me to a technician who put my Avast anti virus back on my puter of which I paid for dag gummit. Where did it go anyway? I don't know and I don't know if my puter is OK. My son told me to buy an Apple! They don't have these INDIA issues, they don't even know Jane. But I do! I needed to take my dog out but couldn't because Jane was trying to sell me a $299 plan so he could come into my computer and check it regular like. REMOTE! I told Jane that I used to be in sales and I recognized his talented intent. I thanked him for his intelligence, asked him what time it was in India....told him I had to go now. (FOR WHAT did I thank him?) For wasting my time omg....I have so much to do before bed and morning. Holy Cows. I have to take Grace out to podie.
Goodnight Jane and better luck on the next one. I am sooo glad I am smarter then Jane who went to college! Although I once bought an electrolux for the price of used car..... just means I have grown wiser with age is all. The happy news for today is I caught the thief...and it only took two hours of my life to do it. Screw corporate Jane in India! (caution: It's comin' this way folks...$2 an hour corporate pay, food lines)