Sooo.... I stopped in at Marshalls Dept. Store today to get some very expensive doggie treats cheap! Instead I came home with these to die for (no not Jimmy Chew Chu) shoes. I just had to have them. They do not match the little black dress in my closet but they match the larger green one. Hey, all I had to wear to a wedding or funeral were Merrell's. You know those comfortable half shoe half something else from abroad. Those Chinese are getting it all. I keep tellin folks they better start learnin' Chinese. I mean it too. If you want to work for even $2 an hour after 2012 ya better learn it! OK back to my shoe story. As you can see in these pictures I had to do some serious acrobatics to get these self shoe foot portraits. I had to lay on my sofa with my feet extended into the air while holding my summer robe tightly between my legs so it would stay in place and hide the knee highs stockings I put on to hide my mayonnaise legs!Then you will notice I tried to get cutsie and turn one shoe in like a teenager. Well
listen, my dog had fun watching me carry on like she has never seen before as well as try to jump up on my tummy as I am mid acrobatically putting on this self showing.