I didn't notice my lampshade was crooked until took this photo so this magnificent "thing" has had some value besides being an annoying chore every day. The other runt is still a runt, no motion of growing in the least. I am not a person that can put living plants in the trash, therefore the plants are taking over. I have several.
One from a University Dumpster someone threw out and it was freezing so I brought it home and propped the leaves up until it figured I wasn't going to let it die so it lived. Funny looking, but alive!