Sunday, April 25, 2010

Size Matters

Hey you can laugh, but it's true.. Size matters. The size of the golf course you choose to play on matters... The size of your golf clubs matters.....The size of your outfit matters.... The size of your body matters.... The size of your home matters..... the size of your mattress matters....... The size of your dentures matters.....or crowns either or....

The size of your car or truck matters....... The size of your paycheck matters....The size of your rings matter....The size of your family, well that you can't do anything about so forget it.........The size of your (you know what and you know what's) matters....even though they say it doesnt!!! The size of your hat matters...The size of your Pizza matters.... The size of your pool matters.....your hot tub.....The size of your dog matters..... the size of your tires matters.....and the size of the jack that fixes them matters... The size of your love matters.....The size of your TV matters.....The size of your dress or shirt certainly matters.....The size of your sheets matters.......The size of your sofa matters........The size of your computer capacity matters....The size of your luggage matters.... The size of your tornado shelter matters....The size of your bladder matters.........The size of your mirror matters...The size of your Mall matters.... The size of your Mother matters....The size of your inhouse plants matters........The size of those Buck Antlers matters....The size of your fish and the story to go with it matters.....The size of your kitchen table matters, the size pan you use to cook eggs matters, the size of your shoe matters and the size of what you sit on matters, be that your chair or your ars! It Matters!  Matter is solid therefore matter matter's.  Maybe what society really means is if you cant do anything about your matter, such as the size of your foot, then it doesn't matter.

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